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11.05.2008

 

More election after-thoughts

This just in. Tom Costello has conceded defeat in the lieutenant governor's race.
Here is what he wrote to the victor, Republican incumbent Brian Dubie.

May this express my congratulations to you on your re-election as Lieutenant Governor.

I was finally able to secure some reliable results today and am confident that you have secured a majority of votes. I am sorry that I was unable to secure this information last night as I would have liked to visit with you and congratulate you at that time.

Thank you for your courtesy throughout the campaign.


Also, I have spent quite a bit of time today trying to understand the numbers in the Chittenden Senate race. There was a typo in the results we were given from Burlington last night that resulted in a much lower total for Tim Ashe than it turned out he had received. Once his Burlington tally was corrected, he edged out Denise Barnard for sixth place -- the last slot before the door closes.

-- Nancy Remsen

Comments:
If the Democrats run Jeb Spaulding they will have the same result as with Symington. Move on!!!
 
Anthony Pollina got less votes than last time - why on earth does anyone care about this guy?
 
"I would have liked to visit with you and congratulate you at that time. "

Careful, the democrats don't like it when you do that.
 
Anonymous said...

"If the Democrats run Jeb Spaulding they will have the same result as with Symington. Move on!!!"

We will, eh? Two more years of jim equals joblessness and we'll be in even worse shape than we are now, little nameless-nitwit fella.

You schmucks are all yak and no sack.

Always a pleasure.
 
Pollina really needs to move on - he is no Bernie.
 
Coop spews: "You schmucks are all yak and no sack."

Apparently the majority ov VTer's don't share your eloquently stated views.
 
What a basket case jw is - wouldn't you think once the Wild Irish hangover wears off he'd be ecstatic about the election returns? But, Nooooooo - right back to his far-left babble - what's he gonna do when all of them goodies Barack promised everyone don't pan out?

It's going to be a long year in the jw house!
 
can't trust a black man, eh Bubba?
 
You can if his name is Walter Williams, Thomas Sowell, Michael Steele, or Clarence Thomas.
 
Or Colin Powell!
 
Even Shumlin wants Pollina to move on.
 
Anonymous...

"Even Shumlin wants Pollina to move on."

Oy Gevalt! What a meshuggah putz.

Your ignorant anonymous ass does realize that Shumlin is a Dem and irrespective of whether Pollina chooses to identify himself as a Prog or an Independent, neither a P or and I is a D, deduce bag.

Feel free to check. Then either get yourself a case and a clue or stuff a sock in it and get lost.

Comprende, clueless?

Always a pleasure.
 
Guess who said: "Feel free to check. Then either get yourself a case and a clue or stuff a sock in it and get lost.

Comprende, clueless?"

Maybe you are the one that needs to get lost. This board is intended for big boys.

The Daily Kos may be more to your liking. Certainly the behavior and language are more in tune with your personality.... or, were you there and they demoted you to the minor leagues much like your hero (or maybe your alter-ego) Hoffer was demoted from here to the Green Mountain Daily.
 
Anonymous...

"Guess who said: ""Feel free to check. Then either get yourself a case and a clue or stuff a sock in it and get lost.

Comprende, clueless?""

"Maybe you are the one that needs to get lost."

Nah.

"This board is intended for big boys."

Then what is your ignorant anonymous ass doin' here, schmuck, and who gave ya the fake ID?

Ya need me to call your mom and have her pick ya up?

If ya know any "big boys", have 'em drop me a line, little fella.

In the year I've been here, I haven't seen one yet, yutz.

Just bubbakis, nekkie boy and a bushel basket of nameless nitwits with bupkis.

I doubt it's the Freeps Folks' intention that this board be the sole province of the scum vote or to serve as some ignorant anonymous trash echo chamber, chump.

If that's what you're lookin' for, take it to the Vermont tiger. Evidently, that's the nitwit niche they're lookin' to fill and they can certainly use the traffic.

If you're gonna stay here, get your ignorant anonymous ass a case and a clue or get used to it.

Always a pleasure.
 
oooo... I'm afraid now. You are a real tough guy.
 
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Anonymous said...

"oooo... I'm afraid now. You are a real tough guy."

You're ignorant anonymous trash with bupkis, schmuck. Tell me what you're not afraid of. It'll take less time and space.

Always a pleasure.
 
“I doubt it's the Freeps Folks' intention that this board be the sole province of the scum vote or to serve as some ignorant anonymous trash echo chamber, chump.”

Naw Jiffy, the Free Press like the whole world is just your personal toilet.

The only reason this board is here is so you can hop on the pot then grunt and strain until you produce that little lump of Coop and a foul stench. Then each and every person within range is supposed to come have a sniff and tell you what a good and clever little man you are.

RING! RING! RING! Jiffy!! Wake up it’s time for school. Hurry up or you’ll miss the short little bus!

Guess again loser. The simple fact that the Free Press has not banned your silly ass or filed a complaint against you with Comcast (The Argus has done both) does not mean they hold as high of an opinion of you idiotic ramblings as you do.

Take your fat, unemployed ass out into the real work if you have the courage and you will find there are plenty of people out there that don’t give an airborne coital act what your worthless opinion is no matter how clever you think you are with your abusive tirades delivered with a flair for the stupid (you gettin’ any of this schmuck?)

Go back to surfing for porn and trying to convince yourself the girls in the pictures are dreaming of bedding down your obese, malodorous self. It’s only slightly less plausible that your fantasy that you have anything to say that is worth the attention of anyone with a functioning brain.
 
So, iggy slop, what your ignorant anonymous ass is saying is that you're still dumb, you're still scum and your ignorant anonymous ass has still got bupkis.

Thanks for clearin' that up, little fraudulent fella.

Always a pleasure.
 
Clever retort Coopy. You must have an IQ of at least 70.

Take 5:56PM's advice. It's the best you will get today.
 
Anonymous

"Clever retort Coopy. You must have an IQ of at least 70."

Well, it's kinda hard not to be clever surrounded by the, clueless-cretin, lunatic-fringe likes of you, little fella.

It's got all the meaning of being told you're tall for a jockey, jag off.

Of course, you're ignorant anonymous trash with bupkis who can't jump that high, little fella.

Go cheney yourself, chump. That's the best advice you'll get today.

Always a pleasure.
 
yawn.
 
Anonymous

"yawn"

Yeah, you are generic sanka, schmuck.

Always a pleasure.
 
Trust me JW is to be feared.

I had a job at the Champlain Valley Fair guessing peoples weight.

When JW came I guessed 500lbs, when he crawled up on the scale, which has a limit of 750 lbs, he totally obliterated it.

I either had to replace it or get fired so I left.
I couldn't belive they could pack so much BS in that carcas.
 
Anonymous said...

"Trust me JW is to be feared."

No, but your ignorant anonymous ass it to be pitied, little fella.

"I had a job at the Champlain Valley Fair guessing peoples weight."

Ah, so now I'm not only responsible for ignorant anonymous trash havin' bupkis, I'm responsible for the Champlain Valley Fair closing down and nameless nitwits losin' their livelihood.

Did they not tell ya that the Fair only lasts a week, little fella, or were they just goin' too fast for ya.

Always a pleasure.
 
Wow! Only a week? Boy oh boy Mr. Coop you sure do know everything, don't you. How did you ever get so smart?
 
Here's the deal on JWCoop10.

Jeff Cooper used to get his fat ass kicked back in school every day when he was a kid.

When he moved up here he tried to reinvent himself as being the "tough guy" that ran things back in school.

No one bought his silly lies and he got picked on so much for being a walking joke he could not hold a job.

Next the lie was that he was so far above the mere mortals they would not hire him for fear he would show them up as "dumb, scum" etc. etc. etc.

So the little loser stayed home all day smoking dope, drinking and watching "his stories" on the tube.

Finally when cable TV and the internet came along our zero came into his full gory (yeah coop-wad that's the way I meant to spell it. Get someone to explain it to you moron). Now he could live in a complete fantasy world and be the bully he always wanted to without risk of one of the big kids shoving his head into the toilet or being reduced to tears of frustration by an adult.

Aslong as his ample ass is planted in the computer chair his is king of the world. Master of all as far as his stink spreads.

That is until Mo yells at his for being such a worthless lump. Then he's back to being the simpering little crybaby he's always been.

Big man: sold by weight not by volume. Contents may have settled, spread and putrified in shipping.
 
Gee, ignorant anonymous trash with bupkis makin' threats and talkin' smack from the anonymity of his mama's basement.

What are the odds.

You're all yak and no sack, schmuck.

Disappear.
 
ooooo.... and you are a real tough guy too.

Explain the difference between the label anonymous and jwcoop10.

Both are made up labels intended to protect your true identity. The only difference really is that jwcoop10 has been outed. Nothing you have done on your own, Coop, has made you any different than any other Anon poster.

4:52's posting seems pretty representative of the persona you have projected.

Sorry.
 
Is Jeb Spaulding running for Governor in 2010?
 
Jeb will not run until Douglas doesn't.
He would draw a lot of moderate D's and GOP's
 
That's political courage.
 
I guess Jiffy was up all night "thinkin' 'bout the good old days."

Second day of school in 7th grade. A group of his classmates grabbed him and dragged him into the rest room. Two held him down on the floor while the other two took a leak in the toilet.

One of them was even complaining he had already crapped that morning or he go now to really fix "Pooper".

He did his best to keep from getting his head shoved in the pot but a couple of good punched to his flabby gut smartened him up.

One of his front teeth got chipped when they shoved his head in. After the guys were sure he'd been under water long enough to get some water in his mouth they let him up and stood laughing at him.

True to form, Coop ran his yap about what he was going to do to them (tell teacher). One of the boys made like he was going to kick prince pusball and little Jiffy did his best to hide behind the toilet.

Each of the boys ended up getting a couple of detentions and our zero Coop got the snot beat out of him three times in the next two weeks.

BTW the whole "dumb, scum" thing comes from a chant some of the girls in his grade used to do at/about him.
 
Anonymous....

"ooooo.... and you are a real tough guy too."

Nah, it's more a case of you just bein' another nameless nitwit who's all yak and no sack, schmuck.

"Explain the difference between the label anonymous and jwcoop10."

Ya mean, besides the fact that I'm not postin' your name, address and phone while periodically threatening your wife and offering google map directions to your home any more than I'm shrinking from callin' the ignorant anonymous trash likes of you on your brain-dead BS every time your ignorant anonymous ass posts my name, address and phone while periodically threatening my wife and offering google map directions to your home every time I call the ignorant anonymous trash likes of you and your brain-dead, BS, little factually-challenged fella?

Ya want me to explain the difference between the Sun and the Moon and night and day to your ignorant anonymous ass now, too, little fella?

"Both are made up labels intended to protect your true identity. The only difference really is that jwcoop10 has been outed."

Sure thing, schmuck. And the only difference between JFK when he flew into Dallas on 11/22/63 and when he flew out of Dallas on 11/22/63 was that he was alive when he flew in and that he was dead when he flew out.

Nice try, nitwit. Have ya got any more utterly psychotic slop to spew or has your ignorant anonymous ass gotten it outta your system for the time bein'.

"Nothing you have done on your own, Coop, has made you any different than any other Anon poster.

Well, besides the fact that I don't post as anonymous, refuse to stand behind my comments or blame them on all the other JWCoop10s legitimately posting here little nameless-nitwit fella.

And if up was down, day was night, your ass was your elbow and ignorance was intelligence, you'd have a point, but they're not, so ya don't, deduce bag.

Therefore, you're still dumb, you're still scum and your ignorant anonymous ass has still got bupkis.

Let me know if I'm goin' too fast for ya, little fella.

Always a pleasure.
 
Hey bitch boy.

Still waiting to see a link to one of those supposed threats against Mo.

You're not going a little thing like you being a lying sack of coop keep you from posting a link to something that does not exist are you?

Try to wrap your tiny little wet brain around this Jiffy. You can tell your lies all you want but, NO ONE BELIEVES YOU.

You have made it clear enough for Helen Keller to see that you are nothing but a childish, obnoxious troll out to be the center of attention by being the biggest A-Hole you can manage to be.

No one has any sympathy for you when you start bawling about what a victim you are. Just like when you were back in school you deserve everything you get. Even your teachers and the administration said the same thing back in the day. REMEMBER POOPER?

Interesting ploy though trying to garner sympathy for Mo with your lie. Perhaps somewhere in that rotting mass sloshing around in your cracked egg you realize that plenty of people feel sorry for the poor woman for having to put up with a steaming pile of manure like you.

The second problem with your little game is that it is painfully obvious you have no regard for your wife other than for what she can do for you. In the twisted world of Jeffrey W. Cooper Maureen only exists to pay the bills, feed you, listen to your yammering and occasionally deal with your nasty little nub without vomiting.

You, my fat little freak, are the one that is dumb and scum.

Go crawl back in your hole rodent.
 
So, what you're sayin', schmuck, is that, in addition to still being dumb, still being scum and still havin' bupkis, you're all yak and no sack.

Thanks for clearin' that up, little fella, but ya already made that sale.

Call a cop, clueless. You know the number.

Always a pleasure.
 
I see JW is not deneying what was said about his regard for his wife.


Must be he thinks that is what being a man is all about.
 
Anonymous said...

"I see JW is not deneying what was said about his regard for his wife."

So, what you're sayin' is that you're still dumb, you're still scum and ya still got bupkis.

Thanks for clearin' that up, little fella.

Oy Gevalt. You are the ignorant anonymous trash gift that keeps on givin', little fraudulent fella.

I'm not "deneying" my role in the St Valentine's Day Massacre and/or the Lindbergh Baby Kidnapping in a previous life, either, deduce bag.

Nice try, nitwit. Don't go changin'.

Ya know, your ignorant anonymous ass can start tryin' any time now, schmuck.

Always a pleasure.
 
Anonymous said...

"Wow! Only a week? Boy oh boy Mr. Coop you sure do know everything, don't you. How did you ever get so smart?"

Thanks, all the same, little factually-challenged fella, but it's more a case of the lunatic-fringe, all yak and no sack likes of your ignorant anonymous bein' that clueless and caseless.

Nevertheless, I appreciate the sentiment all the same, schmuck.

Always a pleasure.
 
Nothing was said about the St. V day dance or flyboy’s baby chuckles.

You’re a self-centered pig with no appreciation for the good woman who has put up with your silly ass all these years.

You keep on being a jerk to her thinking what a big man you are but when called on it you can’t deny it with a straight face or defend your despicable behavior.

You’ll never be anything more that a worthless bitch Jiffy. Have another bottle to celebrate. You’ve reached the pinnacle of your development.
 
Anonymous....

"Nothing was said about the St. V day dance or flyboy’s baby chuckles."

No kiddin', clueless.

Your ignorant anonymous ass never says anything about anything, little factually-challenged fella.

You're dumb, you're scum, ya got bupkis, you're all yak and no sack, so either call of frickin' cop, or ya can start tryin' any time now, schmuck.

Again, you know the number, nitwit.

Again, I'll call your sorry butt every time, dunce cap, 'cause the only thing your ignorant anonymous ass has managed to prove yet is that you're a sorry sack o' lyin'-slime gop-slop who can't prove anything and a lunatic-fringe lock to punk out every time.

So, once again, schmuck, if you're gonna continue to cough up nothin' but anonymous threats from some nameless-nitwit punk spewin' psychotic slop ya can't substantiate and frequently can't spell, you know the drill. Just don't call after nine, nitwit.

Let me know if I'm goin' too fast for ya, schmuck.

Always a pleasure.
 
Wow Koop right up to speed on your lies and nonsense.

I guess being told the truth about what a worthless mess you are and how unfair it is that Mo has to put up with a bag of blubber like you stings just a little huh?

That's alright pal. Just keep sucking down the sauce and telling yourself lies and everything will be OK.

Mo musta seen a sad TV show. That's why she looks so unhappy right Jiffy? Must be every show she sees is a sad one eh Jiffles?

No way that being married to an obnoxious, self centered, overgrown, spoiled brat of a man-child could be making her unhappy right freak? Mommy said you are a special little man so it must be true.

And those folks in the stores that say "Shut the F*** up" while you're pontificating are talking to the voices in their heads not to you. Right pal?

Josh had an upset stomach last time you guys talked right coopwad? he wasn't really disgusted with your behavior. Is that it ol' pal? No other reason he'd give you that look huh?

Yeah Jiffy anytime anyone treats you like a class A jerk it's their fault or a misunderstanding or they are jealous of wonderful little you.

If a dog bites your fat ass it's because you're just so gol durned sweet and they want a taste.

Now be a good little bitch boy and go around stomping your widdle feet and slamming doors. A good old-fashioned temper tantrum will show everyone just what an impotent dud you are.
 
So, evidently, the cops still aren't takin' your calls, either, eh, little fraudulent fella.

Clearly, they continue to find your ignorant anonymous ass as clueless, caseless and uncompelling as I do, little fraudulent fella.

Then again, the fact that I'm still here and you're still ignorant anonymous trash with bupkis who frequently can't spell what ya can't substantiate speaks volumes.

Clearly, they're not buyin' brain-dead bupkis from anonymous trash, either, little fraudulent fella.

Ya did give 'em the right name, number and address, didn't ya, douche bag?

They're not gonna be happy if ya gave 'em google map directions to the wrong house, little fella.

That could really damage your clueless-cretin credibility with the law enforcement/legal community, little fella, and that's not gonna help your ignorant anonymous ass, either.

Must be a budgetary constraint thing.

Bummer.

Remember. No anonymous threats after nine, little nameless-nitwit fella.

Sweet dreams, schmuck.

Always a pleasure.
 
Geeeeeeeeee wizzzzzzzzz bitch boy. Are you even reading what is written or are you so drunk you just copy and paste crap from your crib notes at random?

You're the one claiming a crime was comitted. Why don't you call the bulls.

Oh wait, they'd want to see those threats I never made too wouldn't they?

Well you could always call the phone company and report those abusive calls that were never made. That ought to work out pretty good for you. eh bitch boy?

I'm just pointing out how much your wife suffers for being married to you.

So what is it Coop, are you too drunk, too stupid or both to get that through your thick skull to your gin soaked brain?

Here's an idea: get Mo to explain it to you. Let her tell you what kind of hell she is going through being married to a cicus freak like Jeffrey W. Cooper.

Then you can go ask Josh to tell you what it was like having a cob-job like you for an old man.

You got balls enough to hear the truth from your own family about what a pile of crap you are or are you "all yak and no sack"?
 
No, that would be your ignorant anonymous ass, little fella.

I'll tell Mo and Josh ya said, hi, schmuck.

Always a pleasure.
 
Coop the coward, oily film 24/7
 
Ignorant anonymous slime/all the time.

Always a pleasure.
 
“Ignorant anonymous slime/all the time.”

Yup, that’s you Coop. Consistent and incontinent.
 
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