Parade, that Sunday newspaper magazine you'll find in mucho Sunday papers around the country (but not the Free Press) is publishing its annual "What People Earn" feature this weekend, and the only Vermonter in the 117 people singled out in this year's package is freshman Sen. Bernie Sanders, I-Vt.
Sanders, reports Parade, makes $165,200, plenty more than the nation's median salary of $36,140, but plenty less than some of the rich and famous among the lucky fols whose smiling faces, job titles, hometowns and salaries adorn the pages of the April 13 Parade.
Most of the high rollers in the group of 100 featured in the Parade "survey" are actors, actresses and celebrities. In case you care, Dr. Phil (McGraw) makes $90 million, Oprah Winfrey makes $260 million and rapper 50 Cent makes $33 million.
On the low end of the totem pole, there's Titus the Titan, a pro lacrosse mascot from East Rockaway, N.J. His masked face appears right next to Sanders on Page 17, and poor Titus hauls in just $3,000 a year.
Exactly the point of all this is hard to say, but there you have it.
For the record, a spokesman for Sanders said Friday he had no clue that Bernie would be appearing in the Parade issue. "Is he on the cover?" asked Mike Briggs.
Ah, no. That honor went to the likes of 15-year-old actress Miley Cyrus, aka Hannah Montana, who made $18.2 million, and Trouble, Leona Helmsley's dog, which made $12 million.
-- Sam Hemingway